"You have a nice, BIG, Indian nose!"
And to correct him, it is not an Indian nose, it is simply "A nice, big, American schnoz." And it should also be noted, all I really took from this "compliment" was the fact in his country I might be considered a near goddess, with this fantastic profile, but where I'm from? I'm just a white girl with a big nose. And no, my sense of smell is not heightened.