-Oh wow. This Barefoot Zinfandel is...not good
-When I drink caffeine free Diet Coke, I have the most INSANE dreams. Liiiiike a baby telling me "Leave me the f*ck alone, I'm sleeping."
-I love pork buns.
-Goddamn Sit n Sleep commercial, with all the dust mite talk really ruined my dinner. Come ON!
-I'm totally getting smog tested tomorrow. That's hot.
-Omg I totally forgot to mention I had a dream I was a cast member on The Jersey Shore! It was crazy. I didn't have a tan, though.
- -No, I'm not. Just kidding. That would be ruin my computer. And my phone.
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