Mo' Tweets.

-It's so funny when the Facebook users of acertaingeneration sign their wall posts like a letter; "Good to see you last night, Doug."


            -Oh, Viagra emails, I wish you knew how to quit me.


-Paris Hilton is an idiot


            -Sometimes I get weird abdominal pangs, and think "Oh, no. My appendix!" Then I remember I don't have one anymore.


-I eat like a pregnant woman.


            -So, am I the only one who finds it funny that IHOP has valet parking?


-Oops...but this credit card is not mine.


             -New study shows a possible link between chocolate consumption and depression. Uh YEAH. If you can't find any chocolate, that's depressing.


-I LOVE it when I get excited about a text message alert and then I realize it's from Verizon.


             -Not as into this documentary about plastic surgery gone wrong, as I thought I would be.

1. -Uh oh. Dentist time. Ugh...9:05 AM Jun 21st via web-The dentist was really nice!12:17 PM Jun 21st via web-Maybe I should date a dentist...12:17 PM Jun 21st via web